Celebrity

When two celebrities meet, who is more excited/in awe to meet who?

Bald

If you are bald, how far up do you wash your face?

Recycled lives

Sometimes i get the thought that our souls just recycle through bodies after we die. That you know, but its a kept hidden secret that must not be shared or talked about and that i do not know because this is my "first life"...

Brerd

Saying "bread" in the "er mer gerd" way is followed by awkward pondering silence. 

It just sounds weird.

No Way José

I need to meet a José so i can say "No way José"

98.6°

The normal temperature of a human body is 98.6°.

The temperature that is the most comfortable for humans is 73°.

It is weird how 98.6° in outside temperature is too hot for the average human, since that is what we already are.

Ending in T

Being from Michigan, i know that "water" is often pronounced "wader" there, but i never thought about this letter not being pronounced.  T at the end of a word in the singular form.
Boot
Tater-Tot
Bot
Crash Bandicoot
and I'm sure an infinite amount of other words ending with a T but the T is not pronounced as a teh.  Instead, it seems like a slight close-in on the back of the throat.

Truckers

Truckers normally drive for days at a time, maybe a week or more, due to long distance work. 
In Hawaii, truckers probably get to go home almost every night!  They don't have too far to drive. 

Smell

When you smell something good, your mouth waters.  When you smell something bad, your stomach turns.
I wonder if the same thing happens to those with no sense of smell.  Even though you can't smell it, does your body still react?  Or can it not react at all because your body can't grasp that smell. 

No teeth having mouth

You know how there are people with no teeth and how their lips curve in a little over the gums?

How come babies don't do that when their mouth is open? 

Special Ingredient

I wonder if famous people wear their own colognes or perfumes.
They probably don't.  They're all like "i know what's in there.  I know the special ingredient."
What if Justin Biebers perfume, (which smells really really good!) has his semen in it.   I bet the sales would skyrocket.
*squirt squirt* "i wanna have your baby!"

Rich Witch

Why isn't rich spelled ritch and witch spelled wich? 

Chemical Make-Up

If they can tell what something will taste like by its chemical make-up, can they tell how something will smell too?

Different Views

You know how I see the color purple as, well, purple?   Its purple to me, but is my purple your purple?  How do we know if we have the same purples?  What if my purple is your [my] blue?

Common Habits

I wonder if common habits are something ingrained in us.
I find it weird that a lot of people chew on their nails.  Its such a random thing to do, chewing on your nail, yet so many people do it.